“Derek! What have you said to our Wives?"
“Derek! What have you said to our Wives? They’ve just run off up the beach.”
“Nothing Mick.” I replied, “how about you Ted. Did you say anything?”
“Not me,” said Ted, “what about you Bob?”
“I didn’t say anything except that i told Geraldine that a coach load of black blokes had just arrived at the beach. That’s all.”
“Oh Shit!” Exclaimed Ted, Mick Bob and me together, “It’s going to happen again, just like last year.”
So we broke open another can of beer each and settled back on our sunbeds to watch. Happy times!