"Are you celebrating something?"
“Why the champagne Dear. Are you celebrating something?”“Oh hi Luv! Jomo has just popped out to get some more. We thought you would want to celebrate with us.”
“That’s nice of you both. But why ………. why are you celebrating?”“Well it’s really good news. It will be so wonderful ……………”
“Oh shit! He’s knocked you up hasn’t he. My Wife’s Black Lover has put a ‘mini me’ in her. If i didn’t feel cuckolded before, i do now! Can i have a large one of those please?”