Monday, 3 October 2016

Cucky Quicky - "He asked me if they were real."


"He asked me if they were real."



“That big black bloke asked me if they were real. I told him they were and that you were my Wife.”

“What else did he say.”

“He told me to ask you if you were free for a date with him tonight.”

“He ‘told’ you? Well you go back and tell him he’s a cheeky bastard. And I’ll meet him in the bar at eight tonight.”

“Yes Dear. But I won’t call him a bastard though.”

“Of course you won’t cucky.”

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