This is how my date with your Wife went cuckold.
Txt: “Hey Terry. You asked for a small memento of Annie’s and my first date. Will this do?”
Txt: “I was expecting a photo of you both having dinner. Clearly she wasn’t hungry.”
Txt: “I am afraid I have Master. My dear Wife needs a whole lot more than I can give her. That’s why I asked you to do the business for me. And you have clearly been busy by the look of it.”