Wednesday, 11 May 2016

Cucky Quicky

“Hi. Are you new here. I haven’t seen you around before. Gotta say, you’re looking good. Are you with anyone?”

“Well thank you kind sir. I’m here for a few days with my husband. He’s sat over there under an umbrella. My name is Joan by the way.”

“Well hello Joan! Does hubby mind me talking to you like this? I wouldn’t want to get off on the wrong foot with you.”

“No! Cyril doesn’t mind at all. He does what I tell him anyway.”

“In that case, would he mind if you and me met for a drink in the bar tonight?”

“Are you asking me out on a date?”

“Hell yeah. My name’s Henry by the way.”

“Thank you Henry, I would love to. But I should just go over and tell my cuckold that he is sleeping alone tonight - again.”

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